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Wild Orchid is Sexier Than Porn

Is it just us or did it suddenly get warmer in here? You’ll understand what we mean once you finish this list of the 10 movie sex scenes that are hotter than a porno. Gotta love when dirty stuff gets put into movies (and when we make a top ten list about it).

1.When Julianne Moore F*cks Mark Wahlberg In Boogie Nights

Julianne Moore Sex Scene Porno Like

Apparently redheads have more fun than blondes, at least for porn pro Julianne Moore in the scene where she gets raunchy with Mark Wahlberg. Erotic? Yup. Sexy movie scenes like this one from 1997 are classic turn-ons.

2.Antonio Banderas & Angelina Jolie In Original Sin

Sexier Movie Scene Than a Porno
There is sin already. Angelina Jolie is hot anyway so just put her in bed, and we’ve got a hard on. Add in Banderas putting himself in her the way you daydream yourself doing, amazing lighting, and full-body shots for a movie scene that is way steamier than a porno.

3.Girl On Girl Action in Blue Is The Warmest Color

Movie Girl on Girl Sexy
When two women experiment together in a sex scene that clocks in at about seven minutes in length, it’s time to take note. In the 2013 flick, there are viewers who might say the scene is pure porn. But it’s in a mainstream movie, so it still makes the cut in our top 10 list here. You can thank us later.

4.Tom Cruise Watching In Eyes Wide Shut

Tom Cruise in Wide Eyes Shut a Porno?

The three-minute scene in this 1999 movie when Tom Cruise walks around a mansion watching people screw one another and watching people observing them is the definition of kinky. Now where can we find a house like that?

5.Kim Basinger, Mickey Rourke & An Ice Cube in Nine 1/2 Weeks

Ice Cube Movie Scene Hotter Than Porn
Bet you can’t wait nine 1/2 minutes to explode as you watch this scene. It’s a creative role for the ice cube; that’s all we’ll say (why ruin the sexiness to cum for you soon?). Also, watch the scene on the steps in the rain; you will get wet right along with Kim Basinger and Mickey Rourke.

6.Girl, Girl, Boy, in Wild Things

Threesome Sexy in Wild Things Movie Scene

Threesomes. Need we say more? Denise Richards, Neve Campbell, and Matt Dillon have a 3-way in Wild Things that is hotter than (we can’t even think of anything at the moment, totally dick-stracted). Also, lesbian time in the pool between Richards and Campbell is sexabulous.

7.Spanking Maggie Gyllenhaal Scene in Secretary

Spanking Her Sexier Than Porno
Time to let your freak flag fly with this scene in Secretary, a movie from 2002. The whole film centers on a love story with S&M, and that was way before 50 shades of Grey. James Spader dominates Maggie Gyllenhaal as a submissive employee, spanking her and putting her in dog collars; she loves it too.

8.Bedtime With Donald Sutherland & Julie Christie In Don’t Look Now

Hotter Than a Porno Sex Scene
It’s a little ironic that this scene from Don’t Look Now is one to watch over and over again. It’s one of the best bed scenes in a mainstream flick that we know of, and that might be because the rumor is that Sutherland and Christie got it on for real during filming. Watch him put his face between her legs; the chances are good that he’s enjoying the meal.

9.Shortbus – Many Sex Scenes

Shortbus Movie Sex Scene
Okay, so we couldn’t pick out a particular scene in the 2006 movie Shortbus because it’s really just a porno that has a storyline added to it. It’s a film about a sex therapist who can’t reach an orgasm with her hubby, which leads them into many adventures to get her off (including orgy time). Enjoy the multiple moments pounding your python as you watch the scenes.

10.Sex (Real?) Between Mickey Rourke & Carre Otis in Wild Orchid

Wild Orchid is Sexier Than Porn
Here is another movie with Rourke and another situation where the sex might have actually been real in the scene. Look hard at the bedroom scenes between the two actors (there are multiple scenes) while you get hard. Gotta love full frontal nudity, particularly if you’re not getting any in your own real life.

Porno worthy? Yes, the sex scenes above are absolutely hotter than a porno. From girl on girl action to spanking and 3-ways, there’s so much to see in this list. Now go do what you have to do; just make sure you clean up yourself afterward.

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Romantic Comedies Guys Love

Okay, okay, as much as guys hate to admit it, there are romantic comedies that are totally worth the two-hour viewing period. It helps if you have a gal snuggling up to you on the couch too while you’re watching it. Just for the love of God don’t call them “chick flicks.”

1.Knocked Up

Romantic Comedy for Men
True, it would be a major nightmare for any woman to get knocked up, but any man can appreciate the smart witt of the dialogue in this movie. You can always count on Paul Rudd and Seth Rogen for a laugh.

2.Pitch Perfect (1 & 2)

Pitch Perfect 1 & 2 Movies for Men
You’re totally off target if you think the two Pitch Perfect movies are just more Glee remakes. Nope, it’s got corny humor you won’t “Aca-Believe” that you “Aca-Saw” until you actually sit down and watch this one. Aca-tually, this rom-com isn’t really a secret one to love; lots of guys will tell you they think it’s hilarious.

3.Friends With Benefits

Rom-Com Movie Friends With Benefits
Maybe guys like this romantic comedy because it’s heavier on the sex scenes than on the plot. The scenes in the bedroom can also help you out if you want a few new moves to use on the ladies in bed. You can thank JT for the advice as you watch him work his charm in the film.

4.How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

Men Secretly LIke This Movie Seriously
Maybe this is a movie guys adore because it shows there’s a crazier woman out there than the ones we already know! Plus, Kate Hudson is a hottie, especially when she’s not so clingy near the end of the flick.

5.A Lot Like Love

Men Secretly Love This Movie
For the hopeless romantic guy, A Lot Like Love is a must-watch film. It delves into the possibility of love at first sight. It’s also a reminder that even if you sing off key you can still win over a woman’s heart by belting out a love tune (watch the movie to get the full story).

6.Notting Hill

Notting Hill is a Movie Men Secretly Love
Here’s what guys secretly love about this romantic comedy: The leading man owns his own business that sells travel books. Replace travel books with comics or video games and you’ve got the guy’s dream gig. Not to mention that most men would be okay with spilling coffee on a woman and later having her fall madly head over heels for him. In short, it’s a dream life for a guy.

7.Say Anything…

Boombox in Romantic Comedy Say Anything
Classic! True, some people might call it a cliche romance but we like to call it a great version of “average guy gets amazingly hot girl.” Every guy can identify with Lloyd and totally roots for him to get the chick. If you’re looking for an alternative to chocolates as a present for her birthday, you could always lift a boombox over your head too.

These 7 romantic comedies won’t make you want to commit suicide for spending a couple of hours watching them. You also won’t feel like you got a female chromosome in the process. Go old-school with Say Anything… or take in a newer rom-com like Pitch Perfect. Whichever one you choose, you’ll secretly love it. Come on, you can tell us. Really.