Is it just us or did it suddenly get warmer in here? You’ll understand what we mean once you finish this list of the 10 movie sex scenes that are hotter than a porno. Gotta love when dirty stuff gets put into movies (and when we make a top ten list about it).
1. When Julianne Moore F*cks Mark Wahlberg In Boogie Nights
Apparently redheads have more fun than blondes, at least for porn pro Julianne Moore in the scene where she gets raunchy with Mark Wahlberg. Erotic? Yup. Sexy movie scenes like this one from 1997 are classic turn-ons.
2. Antonio Banderas & Angelina Jolie In Original Sin
There is sin already. Angelina Jolie is hot anyway so just put her in bed, and we’ve got a hard on. Add in Banderas putting himself in her the way you daydream yourself doing, amazing lighting, and full-body shots for a movie scene that is way steamier than a porno.
3. Girl On Girl Action in Blue Is The Warmest Color
When two women experiment together in a sex scene that clocks in at about seven minutes in length, it’s time to take note. In the 2013 flick, there are viewers who might say the scene is pure porn. But it’s in a mainstream movie, so it still makes the cut in our top 10 list here. You can thank us later.
4. Tom Cruise Watching In Eyes Wide Shut
The three-minute scene in this 1999 movie when Tom Cruise walks around a mansion watching people screw one another and watching people observing them is the definition of kinky. Now where can we find a house like that?
5. Kim Basinger, Mickey Rourke & An Ice Cube in Nine 1/2 Weeks
Bet you can’t wait nine 1/2 minutes to explode as you watch this scene. It’s a creative role for the ice cube; that’s all we’ll say (why ruin the sexiness to cum for you soon?). Also, watch the scene on the steps in the rain; you will get wet right along with Kim Basinger and Mickey Rourke.
6. Girl, Girl, Boy, in Wild Things
Threesomes. Need we say more? Denise Richards, Neve Campbell, and Matt Dillon have a 3-way in Wild Things that is hotter than (we can’t even think of anything at the moment, totally dick-stracted). Also, lesbian time in the pool between Richards and Campbell is sexabulous.
7. Spanking Maggie Gyllenhaal Scene in Secretary
Time to let your freak flag fly with this scene in Secretary, a movie from 2002. The whole film centers on a love story with S&M, and that was way before 50 shades of Grey. James Spader dominates Maggie Gyllenhaal as a submissive employee, spanking her and putting her in dog collars; she loves it too.
8. Bedtime With Donald Sutherland & Julie Christie In Don’t Look Now
It’s a little ironic that this scene from Don’t Look Now is one to watch over and over again. It’s one of the best bed scenes in a mainstream flick that we know of, and that might be because the rumor is that Sutherland and Christie got it on for real during filming. Watch him put his face between her legs; the chances are good that he’s enjoying the meal.
9. Shortbus – Many Sex Scenes
Okay, so we couldn’t pick out a particular scene in the 2006 movie Shortbus because it’s really just a porno that has a storyline added to it. It’s a film about a sex therapist who can’t reach an orgasm with her hubby, which leads them into many adventures to get her off (including orgy time). Enjoy the multiple moments pounding your python as you watch the scenes.
10. Sex (Real?) Between Mickey Rourke & Carre Otis in Wild Orchid
Here is another movie with Rourke and another situation where the sex might have actually been real in the scene. Look hard at the bedroom scenes between the two actors (there are multiple scenes) while you get hard. Gotta love full frontal nudity, particularly if you’re not getting any in your own real life.
Porno worthy? Yes, the sex scenes above are absolutely hotter than a porno. From girl on girl action to spanking and 3-ways, there’s so much to see in this list. Now go do what you have to do; just make sure you clean up yourself afterward.
